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In an unexpected turn of events, I signed up for the New York City Marathon 12 weeks ago. This will be my third crack at the race, and after a really short and occasionally stupid training block, my only goal is to finish without medical assistance. So far, I am not on track to hit […]

In the minutes leading up to the 2017 NYC Marathon, my friend Sarah lent me a stick of Body Glide. My only question at the time was whether she wanted it back. “You should know that I’m about to use this on my balls,” I said. “So if you plan on using it again, speak […]

Oh boy, is there a lot to unpack after yesterday’s 2020 Brooklyn Half registration debacle.

Strap in for the angriest post you’ll likely ever see on this blog!